Tag Archives: humor

The Crystal Castle would have made more sense as a hive ship

With its pink, curvilinear interiors and fun accessories, the Crystal Castle looks as if it could be repurposed into a hiveship playset: a place fit for a Queen. It would need to be stuffed with models of Wraithy furniture, such as benches and computer consoles:

And, if 80s and 90s toy makers made Stargate Atlantis toys, the city of Atlantis would probably transform into something else. And, a year after the toy darts and puddle jumpers came out, there would be crystal versions of them. Maybe that clear plastic would be to represent invisibility or being out of phase. Or, maybe no excuse at all would be given. Because, more sales opportunities!

I really want retro-style SGA toys now!!! XD πŸ˜€


John Sheppard’s Wraith Priorities

On learning about Wraith culture:

John Sheppard: “Save the history lesson for later. Let’s go.”

John Sheppard: “All right, spare me the history lessons.”

Also John Sheppard: “When I was a kid and I got my first encyclopedia, I started with the letter S.”

Gotta keep one’s mind focused on the important things!Β  πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

The Todd x John shippers know this so well! πŸ˜€ But, they also give John a bit more character growth and learning about Wraith culture, which is a good thing. πŸ™‚

Optimists, Pessimists, and Wraith Fans

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Wraith fan: The glass can be refilled. And, refilled with something else next time too. Maybe some vintage Olesian wine. Commander Shawn likes that style. I want a set of silver goblets like the ones he was using. Where can I buy some of those? ^_^

Paint For My Fellow Vegan Wraith Fans

Sherwin Williams has us covered. πŸ™‚ Any old green will not do. No. Such a nice minty, Wraithy green. It could maybe be a little brighter, but I will take it. πŸ˜€

Now, I also want a Season 5 Wraith Finger Armor Blue, a Hiveship Biolight Blue, a Wraith Eyes Green Gold, a Wraith Coat Black, a Wraith Hair White, etc. XD

There. Fixed it.

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

What I see as a Wraith worshipper. That green hand was just begging to be made over. LOL!

But, seriously though, buy these chips. The Ranch and the Peach Habanero flavor are vegan/cruelty-free and available at health food stores and at VeganEssentials online store.

What if Wraith OCs Would Meet?

For those of you with OCs, did you ever stop to think what would happen if your Wraith OCs met other peoples’ Wraith OCs? Or, how meetings would go between two other peoples’ OCs who are not your own? πŸ˜€

Our OCs get spotlights which last longer than 2 minutes on screen and, resulting, we get to know their endearing follies, how to push their buttons, how to goad them into stuff, and what makes them tick. πŸ˜€

Oh, the pranks, fights, facepalming and sighing, mentoring, sports and dart racing matches, compliments, etc. which would be bound to ensue! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

(That said, do ask peoples’ permission before posting art or fics which include other peoples’ OCs. Ask before creating, then let the OC owner review the work, as well as any edits, before posting crossovers publicly. Over the years, I have seen accidental OC mix ups and takedown requests, for various reasons.)

Levels of Non-Canon Still Are Not Canon

Found on the wiki, this passage struck me as funny (bold added for emphasis): “The unpublished Fallout: Stargate Season Three sourcebook for the Stargate SG-1 Roleplaying Game developed by Alderac Entertainment Group named the giant aliens as the Tuohocan[1], though this was later overruled by the Stargate SG-1: City of the Gods novel, produced by Fandemonium, which named them the Omeyocan.”

LOL, what? Who says what non-canon tie-in overrules another? Are there little charts and graphs somewhere? What about the American Mythology SGA season 6 comics vs the Fandemonium SGA season 6 books? Will someone put them in a room and let them battle it out for which set overrules the other? Can I pay to watch that on some sports channel? πŸ˜€

How about Wraith blood, which Fandy treats as an ever-changing mood ring? It is red on the show, but can the green blood and black blood in the books do battle for second place? πŸ˜€

Translation for when someone says these things are canon: “I paid hundreds, if not thousands, of US dollars for all these books, audiobooks, comics, shipping, etc. and want those sunk costs to count for something.”